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ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Why is a groin hit so funny?

What makes for a good groin hit?

How much of it is impact and how much of it is aftermath?

I think it’s all about the reaction.

But even a minor hit and a good grimace it’s all about the grimace.

You’ve got to feel his pain.

By the way, what is the proper terminology to use?

We say “groin” and “crotch” because we can’t say “nut.”

There a lot of words we can’t use on a family-friendly show.

Which pop in of objects do you find to be the funniest?

The bigger the better?

The weirder the better?

I see plenty of just-caught fish whipping their tails into dude’s crotches.

Weird objects are good.

A projectile object is always better than an elbow.

I think everyone should give a new dad a cup if he doesn’t already have one.

Along with a camera.

Is it preferablethat the person is acting like a jerk or a goof beforehand?

Like, they were asking to go down?

The comeuppance is always nice.

It’s nice to see someone get hit in the body part that they were just acting like.

We see more crotch hits with men than women.

Is it just a male-dominated genre, for obvious reasons of plumbing?

Men are so much more sensitive down there.

And we like to laugh more at men than we like to laugh at women.

For all the damage we’ve done to the world, we deserve it more.

I don’t see too many old people on the show taking it in the nuts.

Do you not get a lot of submissions with them?

I don’t think we’ve had too many.

There was the famous one of the grandpa and the pinata.

It’s his grandkid hitting him, which is nice.

He had one of the best grimaces too.

So, you’d encourage more of those submissions?

I just think old people are around things moving around their genitalia a lot less frequently than young dads.

Are any too graphic or just painful to show?

(Laughs)

Do you get graphic ones that are a little bloody?

We’ve never seen blood but we certainly wouldn’t show it if we thought it was.

I know that you couldn’t air naked ones, but do people send them in?

I don’t think we’ve ever gotten one.

We’ve seen guys run into rooms with their pants off when an earthquake had happened.

Or pants fall down.

But never hitting the naked junk.

That’s just not our time slot.

Yeah, you gotta play your “Stairway.”

It’s what people come to expect.

Like with the hoverboard.

Is there one clip that’s considered the best or favorite in the writers' room?

The one that I mentioned before: The grandpa with the pinata.

You’re thinking it’s just going to be a pinata clip and then he got it.

And he turned to camera too.

He wasn’t even facing the right way.

He turned with his mouth open, and it was perfect.

What would be the dream groin hit?

Is there one that you’d like to see?

How do you feel about the legacy of the show being tied to a groin hit?

I’m fine with that…

It’s a small part of [AFV], but every show seems to have at least one.

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