Lisa learns troubling information about Lala.
Lets take it from the top.
Lalas switch and ditch
No need to put Lalas face on a milk carton just yet.
As it turns out, shehasntbeen abducted by tall gray aliens who want to buy her Space Range Rovers.
Well, except maybe Scheana, who apparentlywouldrather be inhaling Jaxs funk than suffering Stassis histrionics right about now.
What does a girl need to work for when shes got a secret sugar daddy to watch over her?
(As in, per James,actuallylording over her like a hawk yuck.)
Shes got nothin and winds up sobbing into her cocktail over a woe-is-me moment of rejection.
Making it worse is the fact that, as predicted, Debbie F-cking Downer (a.k.a.
Scheana) has got some reservations about going full-throttle with the group activities.
But for Stassi, this is exactly the kind of attention shes after right about now.
Controlling boyfriend syndrome aside, Lala made the right call to miss out on all this backwoods brouhaha-ing.
Shedhateeverything about this scene.
He explains his newfound sobriety over a bowl of his substitute fun and asks Arthur for a job.
Yeahhhh, well see how long this one lasts.
Moral of the story: Hes very controlling and sneaks up on her a lot.
Could she have just seen what she needed to in James?
