Little-known fact: There is a Sur office.
What exactly goes on day-to-day at the Sur office?
Power Point presentations on raspberry mojitos?
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Well, this episode kind of answers that question, and its pretty much what one would assume.
Its not exactly a Fortune 500 company.
LoyalRuleswatchers probably remember this being discussed ages ago and Ariana throwing shade because she takes improv really seriously.
After Katie drops that little bomb, she also invites Lisa to her bridal shower.
Lisa is basically like, Ill come if I dont have something better.
But she knew this was happening from the beginning.
I hate comedy shows.
I dont like stand-up.
I dont like improv.
I dont even really like karaoke.
And I reeeeeaaaaalllly did not enjoy Kristens improv.
I wasnt even in the audience and I was cringing.
That being said, the drama instigated by this train-wreck of a comedy show is pure gold.
The main piece of her three-gal comedy routine was taking old penis photos and turning them into art.
So, of course, Kristen decided to use a photo of Jax as one of the props.
And then it sorta spreads through the group.
Brittany is notably upset and with good reason.
Kristen didnt give her a heads-up she was showing Jaxs bizness in her routine.
Kristen claims its harder than you think to find a penis pic online … which is utter bull.
She basically keeps asking him for booze and he keeps trying to explain to her that hes not drinking.
Shes not exactly an excellent sobriety coach.
James has replaced booze with ice cream, which Lala is not into.
(What do Lalas parents do?)
She then invites James to go on a trip to Malibu on a helicopter.
Why cant she just drive like everyone else?
Lala claims everyone has been on a private jet, if youre a pretty lady with boobs.
(I would read a book compiling all of Lalas pearls of wisdom.
hey work on that, Shop by Bravo folks.)
Then something really weird happens: Stassi and Kristen text James to come meet them for drinks.
He agrees, most likely because hes on a television show.
They proceed to tell him all the crappy things Lala has been saying about him.
Apparently, gurl has been talking behind his back, too.
That sounds like the opening to an Eli Roth movie.Hostel 3: Coachella House.
Its finally time for Katies shower.
Her friends rented a random house in Eagle Rock for the festivities.
Its a real weird house.
Like, it could very easily be on the next season ofAmerican Horror Story.
It also just seems odd to not have it at a restaurant or one of the girls apartments.
Like, there are a random persons knickknacks and photos in this house.
They also spent more than $200 on Taco Bell!
Even Scheana is appalled at that price.
All the Sur girls come, as does Brittanys mom who loves a frosted lip.
She also loves Jesus and the idea Jax will eventually propose to her daughter.
Not maybe the best time to bring it up, as Schwartz is quickly approaching his wedding date.
I honestly dont care anymore about this topic.
Theyre starting to get real Munchausen-y with the Lala stuff.
Im havingReal Housewives of Beverly HillsPTSD flashbacks.
I can imagine that doll finding a lovely spot in the Sur office.
