Speaking of offensive, is something sour brewing between Katie and Schwartz or what?
Lets take it from the top.
That said, Katies entitled attitude about the whole thing is also disconcerting.
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Theyve got sass on tap at Sur today, folks.
Of course, Scheanas no saint.
Thats not vindictive at all, is it?
No wonder shes the life of the party with this crew right now.
Their drag-out diss matches are so ordinary by now that Schwartz calls it a casual Thursday.
Cool story, bro.
NEXT: A tale of two parties … She tends to imbibe and gibe just as harshly as he does, if not more so.
What a time to be alive, am I right!?
Party time, excellent
Tom might just be the most thoughtful person on this show, to be honest.
Jaxs party is the exact opposite in every possible way.
Theres no charity involved, its all about him, and its totally mean spirited.
That said, its also incredibly hilarious to see him squirm so much.
Theyre gonna have a talk about that later, she warns him.
[Cue the scream meme.]
Apart from that, though, its a total success.
Ariana(to Kristen): Thank you for the intro, Kristen.
You might want to wipe your mouth.
Theres a little bullst on the corner.
Also why are you emceeing this?
At least when Jax fed you it was so bad that you kept your mouth shut for once.
Ariana: Jax loves watching theMauryshow because its the only time he hears, You are not the father.
If you cant be a good example for people, youll just have to be a horrible warning.
Lisa(via video): Id like to have all my stuff that youve stolen be put back.
Id also like you not to post public pictures of your genitalia.
Id also like you to spend more time behind my bar than you do behind bars.
Brittany: You stole my heart just like you stole me the pair of sunglasses.
