No Gucci left behind
Thank God forVanderpump Rules.
I hope the Peabodys recognize this show.
So we open with a scene that basically exists to remind customers that Lisa Vanderpump also owns Villa Blanca.
Credit: Bravo
It just feels like this could have been accomplished by emailing Wesley these recipes.
Anyways, it doesnt.
But you should Netflix that movie.
James has lunch with his mom and finally tells her hes been fired from Sur and Pump.
Now I see where James biting tongue comes from.
Its like inKindergarten Copwhen you realize the bad guys old lady mom is a real piece of work.
Mostly shes concerned Jax may have engaged in homosexual behavior.
Jax and Brittany get in a big fight when he gets a little testy over the conversation.
Theres yet another bridesmaids meeting.
These women meet more than Congress.
Stassi wants New Orleans because shes from there and she can really deliver.
Scheana is not into this, but it sounds like its a done deal, a.k.a.
production already booked hotels and restaurant locations.
NEXT: Hypno thanks
The groomsmen, including Ariana, try on tuxes.
Sandoval is bummed they dont get to wear any sort of vest.
I feel like Toms secret dream is to dress like a magician every day.
The tailor also sternly tells Jax that he cannot do a slim tux.
He needs something athletic, which sounded like code for husky.
James finally has his hypnotherapy session and big surprise its janky!
Like at least have an iPad with it all typed out, lady.
But lets just say it doesnt change James behavior in the least.
We learn that, in her spare time, Ariana is a very talented horse jumper.
Also, one of her best friends growing up was a horse named Raven who lived to 30.
Do horses live that old?
Could it be that Arianas family just had someone dress up in a horse costume for the remaining years?
That just seems like a real old horse.
But also Ariana has some surprising hobbies: improv and horse riding.
Wouldnt have guessed either of those.
Speaking of Ariana, she has zero interest in being pals with Stassi.
The latter admitted she doesnt like to paint, but she is a helluva talent at coloring.
She and Schwartz also went to a lawyer to meet about a prenup.
The gentleman they saw wasnt exactly professionally dressed and was none too impressed with their combined assets.
It was like a Pinkberry loyalty card and some Canadian coins.
The episode climaxed with James performing at a local bar.
Scheana attended along with Jax and Brittany and Sandoval and Ariana.
I gotta hand it to GG though: Gurl came PRE.
Get yo life, GG.
But then James calls her a bad name and she swings at him.
Sandoval then starts yelling at her and it all starts getting messier.
Then James and Jax go at it, and the Brit throws a glass at Jax.
James has to run out and leaves his Gucci blazer!
Will someone yo get his blazer?
