Dont worry, Bravo viewers.
Anyone who watchesVanderpump Rulesknows LA Pride is a huuuuge event.
Its sort of like what Thanksgiving was toFriends, but with more side boob.
Typically, the staff gets new outfits to wear for Pride.
We get to see Ariana try on this ensemble for the staffers.
Lala refuses she isnt currently wearing underwear because she doesnt like being confined.
Jax then admits he thinks Ariana is hot.
Its like he has zero idea his interview will be broadcast on television.
Speaking of Ariana, shes writing a book on bartending.
Lisa allows her to shoot some videos, which are part of her selling strategy, at Pump.
Im not sure the book is actually written or if shes, like, preparing to compose a book.
Either way, boyfriend Tom Sandoval is one jealous bish.
He basically thinks hes more qualified to write and be the face of this book.
According to Sandoval, bartending is his passion.
He is suuuuper thirsty for attention and basically tries to take control of Arianas video shoot.
I would break up with him for that behavior alone, if not for his terribly streaked hair.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!
Im not clear what these two blond gals do for a living, but they LOOOOVE the Hamptons.
Like, they cannot wait to skip the first Hamptons weekend of the summer.
Scheana doesnt know where Montauk is, but she and Katie are down for a trip.
Its almost as if someone told them about this in advance and they were prepared.
Without real explanation, Lala offers them the use of a private plane.
(Like she has a side business or something.)
Apparently, she doesnt like to fly with people.
She doesnt like undergarments or ordinary folks.
Then, the Orlando shootings happen and everyone seems to grasp how petty their squabbles are.
A good portion of the staffers decide not to work on Pride because theyre nervous about safety.
She loves WeHo, big hats, dogs and mini ponies.
Sandoval seems the most affected by the tragedy, sobbing in Katie and Toms apartment.
Eventually, though, Sandoval and Ariana go to Sur and bartend, as do Jax and Brittany.
Oh, and big hats.
