Im sure everyone knew this already but theres something called World Dog Day.
But World Dog Day cannot distract everyone fromThe Go Down, particularly Lady VPump.
She keeps churning out different quips about said incident.
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Shes like a dog with a bone.
This is the least surprising revelation that has ever occurred onVanderpump Rules.
Turns out, Schwartz is not budgeting at all for his upcoming wedding.
This just reeks of a disaster.
Tom Schwartz does not want a cake!
Speaking of his tunes, his muse Lala meets her mother for lunch.
Almost immediately, Lala starts crying to her mother because she think shes becoming a terrible person.
Well, gurl, you did just fat shame a large group of coworkers not so long ago.
Her mom thinks Lala shouldnt be drinking so much.
Lala agrees and then the pair order some wine.
NEXT: Now lets getdownto business
Back at Sur,The Go Downspreads like wildfire through the entire restaurant.
The kitchen staff even take a minute to discuss.
This all does not sit well with Brittany, whos completely mortified and embarrassed.
Lisa V tries to give her some words of wisdom between setting tables.
But then she follows it up by asking Brittany why on earth shed choose Kristen.
For her part, Kristen cannot recall exactly what happened that night.
She, in fact, has trouble replaying the whole event during her confessional.
Its possible she still might be drunk from that evening.
She does not seem fully coherent, but she 100 percent did not go down on Brittany.
But also does not recall a darn thing.
Its realGirl on the Train.
Tom and Katie attempt to plan their wedding and work on the budget.
Tom does not seem to understand how much weddings cost.
I dont get the sense hes hiding an inheritance.
Katie thinks it could be his collection of sweatpants that he wants to protect.
Then theres my favorite scene of the entire episode: James meditating on a bath towel on his balcony.
All of that terribleness sums up why this show is so wonderful.
But then its finally time for World Dog Day.
Basically, its a low-rent carnival near what comes off as the Pacific Design Center.
The Sur staff pass out raffle tickets and a lot of side-eye.
Its revealed that James got put in a headlock the previous night at Pump.
But he says its because the dude is so jealous because James is crushing the DJ game.
Im pretty sure Calvin Harris does the same.
Its like a three-way, Ariana joked before the entire Bravo audience vomited at home.
And then the whole day ends with Lisa V making one last jab at Kristen andThe Go Down.
Its some kind of allusion to Kristen going too far to just someone.
HAPPY WORLD DOG DAY!!!
LETS ALL DO THIS (NOT) REAL HOLIDAY AGAIN NEXT YEAR!
