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But who are Jake Wardle and James Marshall (right) playing?

No one will say officially.

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We can’t even confirm Marshall is reprising his original role of James Hurley.

The newTwin Peaksis secretly a Spike Jonze-directed consciousness-swapping comedy.

Call it:Being David Lynch.

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Madchen Amick and Peggy Lipton

Amick looks like Shelly Johnson, waitress at the Double R Diner.

Lipton looks like Norma Jennigs, the eatery’s owner.

Rectify that mistake right now by watching Duchovny’s breakout guest stint in the second season ofTwin Peaks.

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Ferrer’s appearance in the revival will be bittersweet: the actordied in January.

He was Deputy Andy, sensitive cop who couldn’t behold a dead body without crying.

Are they still a couple in the revival?

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217 Actors…

Wendy Robie is rocking her Nadine eye patch.

Everett McGill is looking mean as Big Ed Hurley.

And James, where the heck did your hair go?

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You just had some a few pics ago!

…400 Pages of Script…

Sheryl Lee looks haunted as the murdered Laura Palmer.

Kyle MacLachlan looks resolute as Agent Cooper.

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Sherilyn Fenn as Audrey Horne looks like she finally got her man.

Well, he’s just smokin'.

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Madchen Amick is getting sexy with her pie.

Dana Ashbrook looks grizzled-tough as bad boy Bobby Briggs.

And Peggy Lipton just abides as Norma Jennings.

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You canbuy all the covers now, or purchase the individual issues featuring theowl,donuts, andpie.

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