You elitists, you better go out and see the real America.

I hear the meth is amazing.

I mean, it has to be: look who they voted for, Triumph added.

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Of the election, Triumph claimed it came down to the issues.

Hillary didnt have an issue; she ran on nothing.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump had a clear message: I have a hat.

Wont you join me and my hat?

Its a red hat, for Gods sake.

Its a red hat, he joked.

But all is not lost for Trump detractors, according to the puppet.

Well finally get to see Donalds plan to destroy ISIS.

Which I assume is to buy it and run it like one of his casinos.