You elitists, you better go out and see the real America.
I hear the meth is amazing.
I mean, it has to be: look who they voted for, Triumph added.

Credit: CBS
Of the election, Triumph claimed it came down to the issues.
Hillary didnt have an issue; she ran on nothing.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump had a clear message: I have a hat.
Wont you join me and my hat?
Its a red hat, for Gods sake.
Its a red hat, he joked.
But all is not lost for Trump detractors, according to the puppet.
Well finally get to see Donalds plan to destroy ISIS.
Which I assume is to buy it and run it like one of his casinos.