But first, he needs some help.
The only caveat in what was sure to be a hit at Noah’s next dinner party?
“We’re not going to smash it, and we’re not going to pee on it.

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Noah also had some observations about the cake, based on Trump’s penchant for stretching the truth.
“Isn’t this the perfect metaphor for Donald Trump’s presidency?”
Noah asked incredulously of the towering dessert.
“Think about it.
I’m gonna replace Obama’s cake with something much better.'
And then, Trump even goes, Look, the cake!'
And then he has some cake, and everyone else is like, Do we get cake?'
And he’s like, No cake for you.'
And then you realize after, this is not a cake.
This thing, it’s all Styrofoam.
Just like Trump’s administration, this cake is terrible for the environment.”
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