Billionaire could have paid no federal income tax at all for 18 years because he lost $916 million.

The only way this could look worse is if we found out he also claimed a small hands deduction.

I know these people.

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I know these people so well, folks, because them is me, Noah joked on Monday.

The host then explained what he thought might be Trumps end-game.

What if theyre right.

Thats the best way to catch criminals, right?

I mean police is the best way, but still in movies, you catch them with other criminals.

Trump is DiCaprio inCatch Me If you’ve got the option to, or Connery inThe Rock.

All this time we thought Trump was a bad person, but really hes a hero, Noah said.

Trump is forcing us to examine all the things wrong with America by selflessly embodying its worst traits.

But either way, in 39 days, well find out.