Before the 35-year-old comedian hits the stage, lets see what he puts on the page.
InDeadpool, you play a barkeep named Weasel.
I grew up onThe Simpsons, and nostalgia is a wonderful thing.
Also, who can get drunker Homer Simpson or me?
Well find out the answer.
And oh, that decor!
…and the app that you cant live with:
Waze, because there are no shortcuts.
What is your most misguided karaoke experience?
It was both inspirational and ridiculous.
Youre the lead voice in next summersEmojimovie: Express Yourself.
Which emoji sums up your reaction?
I texted my wife too many smiley faces with heart eyes.
(I even sent the swirly fish-cake emoji.
What is that about?)
5.Youll star in Steven Spielbergs 2018 adaptation ofReady Player One.
Into which Spielberg movie would you digitally insert yourself?
A.Jaws
B.Raiders of the Lost Ark
C.E.T.
D.Jurassic Park
E.Hook
F.Saving Private Ryan
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
That is a real heros tale!
Id love to play the guy he shoots.
Im pretty fancy with a battle-axand not bad with a sword.
6.What is the weirdest thing in your freezer?
Ill go check right now… [He checks.]
There is a bag of Cheetos that Steven Spielberg gave me.
Because we have to preserve that future relic!
You played Ranger Jones inYogi Bear.
Which cartoon animal would you most like to throw down with?
Because a sadsack doesnt put up much of a fight.
As a star ofOffice Christmas Party, you are required to describe the ugliest Christmas sweater youve ever worn.
It had a picture of me on it wearing a Santa hat.
And it was a Christmas vest, because I dont know the difference between a sweater and a vest.
I only know about sweater vests.
Hosting gaffe youre most likely to commit at the Critics Choice Awards:
A.
Let obscenity slip
B.
And forget to wear shoes.
