Its absolutely stunning even a fraction of this gets accomplished in a single hour, but here we are.

But now we know.

Only this time, its supposed to be sweet, you know?

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Its a lot better than door no.

Hed be squeamish over a hangnail removal.

Hell go through with the surgery for her because he loves her.

Yes, just like that.

Are we doing a head-tilt-aww thing over this?

Or is it more of a polite-golf-clap and side-eyeing the room to gauge other peoples reactions kind of celebration?

Hey, at least he survived and kept the whole nothing bad ever happens on Christmas Eve tradition alive.

Randall and William (and Jessie)

Randall is just the cutest thing in the world, isnt he?

that he doesnt see the parental ownership urge for what it is.

The more time William spends with Jessie, the less time he gets to spend with Randall.

Is he homophobic all of a sudden, he wonders?

But of course not.

Crueltys not in his nature.

Only,hedoesnt have pot brownies to split, so the two dont hit it off quite so well.

Its 11,000 shades of awkward in the best way.

NEXT: Home is where the art is?

Jessies been helping him make arrangements, like finding state-funded hospice care facilities and such.

He wants him to considerthishis forever home, whatever that entails.

This is your home now, he insists.

Youre not going to crawl under someones porch like a dog.

This is us, in other words.

This is about to get extra tough, guys.

Kevs always right on the cusp of being a real person, but he neverquitemanages to get there.

Yep, shes back.

This is gonna work!

), and all that wild fishing and howling-based self-discovery has brought her to grovel at Kevins feet again.

Now hes got two women who love-lust for him and he doesnt know how to choose.

Needless to say, Kevins road to self-betterment is still miles from its end here, guys.

At first, its sweet.

He says things like shes kind and shes sweet, shes funny and she likes me.

[Insert three bajillion head-desk emojis here.]

Someone give this man an a-hole-filtromatic plus or something, pronto.