This last weeks episode ofThe Walking Deadwas a Eugene-focused episode.

See you next week.

Note: you could read EWs interview about the episode with McDermitthere.

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I have a lot on my plate as it is (Im learning multiplication!)

so writing this has been a chore.

Okay, lets start with the obvious: THIS SHOW IS FREAKING SCARY!

Again, Im 9 years old and still have an innocent soul.

My friends at school have just started learning yo mama jokes; thats where I am in my life.

So watchingThe Walking Deadfor the first time is a bit jarring for me emotionally.

Uncle Josh (Eugene) spent most of the episode crying like a baby.

I mean, evenIdont cry that much.

Its all in jest, though.

Bullying is not funny.

Im merely going to give him a hard time.

I hope he can take it.

Probably not since hes a CRYBABY.

My favorite part is when the girl Savior asked what he wanted to eat and he said lobster.

Who does my Uncle Josh think he is?

What are you at a Michelin-starred restaurant?

Also, arent they near Washington, D.C.?

Which is near Maryland?

I dont know much, but I do know Maryland is known for their crabs.

THATS what Eugene shouldve asked for.

Read the room, man; know your surroundings.

My Uncle Josh is such an idiot.

He said the jar was really heavy and that it hurt his wrists while he was holding it.

I can imagine it hurt him because Uncle Josh has NO MUSCLES!!!

It seemed like that was a turning point for the character.

He was scared and I bet he might continue to be scared at times going forward.

But in this moment, he summoned the strength and confidence to step into being a man of action.

Something my Uncle Josh is not.

I saw that coming from a mile away because I know everything.

Negan even says, You dont have to be scared anymore.

This is like a hit of heroin to Eugene.

Full disclosure, Im a part of the D.A.R.E.

Dont do drugs, though.

If I could mention very quickly, Dwight (Austin Amelio) is crushing it this episode.

The apocalypse is taking its toll on this dudes personal life.

Thats it for me!

I hope I never have to do this again.

I didnt like staying up past my bedtime to watch the show and then write this article.

My bedtime is 8 p.m., so Im sure Ill be crabby tomorrow at school.