(But dont get too excited; test results are being saved for another time, apparently.)
Which brings us to our first superlative… Mostly because were brilliant, but also because it turns out shes Kathryn Davis, Roberts former flame!
Andthenthey hit us over the head, setting up a love triangle with a literal triangle tattoo.

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It looks like the brothers may be battling for more than just the crown once Robert returns.
Runner-Up:Kathryn Davis has a Hotmail account!
Put you first, Liam, she says.

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Its okay to be happy.
And with that also comes protecting her heart.
The princess so much as glances at someone, its headline news.

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She holds their hand, it goes global, he reminds Jasper.
And still he vows to do what he can to protect them.
Eleanor follows it up with a history lesson about a past queen who married her bodyguard.
Bonus:Eleanors story aboutJasper Tudorwas legit.
So, weve all now learned a thing watching this soapy treat.
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