But, like the show itself, it’ll be fun that much I can promise.

Of course, we just assumed he was hoping for a rescue at any moment.

Only, when he heard a plane in the distance, he didn’t fire his one flare.

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Instead, he put out his fire and flattened himself to the ground, hoping not to be seen.

And then, he scratched out his own name on his helmet.

Best Performance By an Electric Razor

You talkin' to Cyrus?

ALL CROPS: “The Royals” – Pictured: Cyrus (Jake Maskall) CR: E!; MSDTADR_EC011_H TAXI DRIVER, Robert De Niro, 1976 CR: Everett Collection

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Because his new ‘do looks oddly familiar.

He brings out the sweet, smart side of Eleanor without an ounce of stuffiness.

So he’s going to get a special category here.

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Worst Paint Job

Let’s be honest, those green doors look TERRIBLE.

Eleanor’s Outfit of the Week

Apparently, this is what a princess wears to paint her room.

And it’s amazing.

SCREENSHOT: Royals outfit of the week - Eleanor

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Crown Jewel Quips of the Episode

Best Musical Cues of the Week

Episode grade: A-