But, like the show itself, it’ll be fun that much I can promise.
Of course, we just assumed he was hoping for a rescue at any moment.
Only, when he heard a plane in the distance, he didn’t fire his one flare.

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Instead, he put out his fire and flattened himself to the ground, hoping not to be seen.
And then, he scratched out his own name on his helmet.
Best Performance By an Electric Razor
You talkin' to Cyrus?

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Because his new ‘do looks oddly familiar.
He brings out the sweet, smart side of Eleanor without an ounce of stuffiness.
So he’s going to get a special category here.

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Worst Paint Job
Let’s be honest, those green doors look TERRIBLE.
Eleanor’s Outfit of the Week
Apparently, this is what a princess wears to paint her room.
And it’s amazing.

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Crown Jewel Quips of the Episode
Best Musical Cues of the Week