This episode is basically scrolling through Twitter and thinking of things to text its friends for an hour.
Nuh uh!The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsis supposed to be wish fulfillment escapism!
I spend time with these beautiful she-demons because theyre supposed to be living a life I know not.
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That is not what I need from Kyle Richards and Erika Jayne!
Despite the seasons overall lack of plot, Ive oddly enjoyed it.
Surely Lisa Vanderpump pulling Kyles Hanky Pankys up to her earlobes deserves its own scene.
Kyle rightly responds, Wellyoujust made it one!
Mr. Girardi is a workaholic!
Rinna is keeping her daughters humble!
Kyle By Alene Too is still the insane name of Kyles store!
But best of all: packing montage.
Mikey: Yes, shessomething.
Erika: Oh f, we have to get on her.
[Pronouns have ceased to mean anything at this point.]
Naturally, Dorit takes that as her most opportune time to talk s about them.
Its a lot of recapping!
Naturally, it all skews mostly in Dorits favor, painting LVP as an over-sensitive jealous friend.
And what better place than New York City, where dreams really do come true.
