I truly think that at this point, an Erika Jayne spin-off is exactly what thisRHOBH-fatigued audience needs.
The second-best part about tonightsRHOBHwas Portia making her season 7 debut!
More Portia, just.
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Eden says she felt no connection to Kyle, and Rinna reacts with surprise.
Iwillknow her, Eden says in a creepily determined way.
(Those are some fighting words, Rinna.)
Rinna thinks Eden could offer some sort of guidance to Kyle over their lunch because shes Kims enabler.
I say lunch loosely Eden is on a cleanse and brings her own liquid meal to the restaurant.
I dont even know you!
Kyle says appropriately so in her confessional.
Shes not into talking about this and says everyone needs to move on.
Guys, Im completely torn whos the bigger meddler, Dorit or Eden?
Im having areallyhard time deciding.
Erika heads to Mykonos, where shell be performing for a measly 30,000 people.
Turns out, Erikas concert will start at 3 a.m. way past Mr. Girardis bedtime.
During rehearsals for Expensive, Erikas zero-percent body fat crew throws her into the pool.
Further proof as to why Id rather watch EJ & Co. Theyre just an all-around good time.
(I totally forgot Max was adopted … anyone else?)
Hey, Ill take it!
Anything beats #PantyGate.
(Though, who knows what theyre even fighting about anymore?)
Sounds like the last thing Id ever want to participate in.
Dorit accepts her apology, and all three agree to push the reset button.
Until next week, which will include Boy George!
I cannotwaitfor the shade thats gonna be thrown.
