Not that her concerns about Kim Richards welfare arent sincere and all, but GIRL.

Theres a time and a place for such sobering conversations, and Lisa Rinnas backyard barbecue aint it.

Neither is Kyle RichardsGreat Gatsbyshindig, for that matter.

Season 7 / Episode 9 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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Every flippin time I see this woman.

Eileens gotten her an audition forThe Young and the Restlessand runs lines with her for a screen test.

While the sample dialogue is pretty dull, Erika handles herself pretty well during her reading.

Her mantra from the stage, she explains, is: Enter boldly.

If you f up, keep going.

Smile… and pray.

Wise words, those.

Hey, no one ever said she was a literary expert here.

Things are going great for a while the broken heaters and PKs strange brand of compliments notwithstanding.

But this… its not good.

Annnnd its another swing and a miss, and this time, its strike three.

But my other foot will kick you in the ass if you come after my girl Kyle.

Wham, bam, thank youmaam.