Turns out, the whole Pantygate-Rinna-Eileen-Dorit feud makes my eyes glaze over every single time its brought up.
Its a foolproof combination.
Um, yeah, okay.

Kyle is getting ready for one of her epically disastrous game nights.
(Never forget, slut pig came out of a seemingly innocent game night need I say more?)
Kim comes over for a bit and Im happy to say she looks great.
Honestly, though, she looks good and happy and its really nice to see.
Kyle hired Cal, a professional game-night planner, for the nights festivities.
(Game-Night Plannerneedsneeds needsto be a job for a futureBachelorcontestant.)
Cal takes his jobveryseriously, because why shouldnt he?
Meanwhile, Eden Sassoon is apparently becoming aRHOBHmainstay.
Ithinkshe even had more screentime than LVP this week.
She and the other women attend Kyles party, and Dorit is obsessed.
Dorit asks Eden if shes a lesbian (shes not).
The whole thing feels particularly strange to me because I think the two look exactly alike.
Okay, so maybe they start off on good-ishterms.
Honestly, Ive never seen someone so out of breath from charades.
Shockingly, game night goes down without any name-calling or broken bones maybe Cal really is worth his paycheck!
All is going well … until Eileen decides to bring up her Malibu conversation with Dorit and Pantygate.
I mean, why?
Im exhausted just thinking about it.
Also, because she likes to drag people through the dirt.
Lets have more Kim, hey.
The camera cuts to Camille, whom I forgot was even at the party to begin with…