Erika and Dorit fight on a boat in Hong Kong about pantygate; Erika defends her son.
Phew, I am utterlydrainedafter tonights episode.
The rage between Erika and Dorit is revving up to table-flipping status.
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Do you really think Im going to like you after everything that happened with the underwear?
Erika asks.Here we go in case anyone had any doubts, #pantygate is the new Munchausen.
Erika says that Dorits accusations hurt her feelings, and Dorit claims that Erika doesnt have any feelings.
After tonights episode, boy is Dorit wrong!
Dorit is all, Ofcoursehe was its what any man with a beating heart would do.
Once again, PK comes out as the reigning King of Creepdom.
She might as well have a bowl of popcorn, too.
Shes chewed out by the other women.
Erika starts crying, and we all learn a thing or two out of Kyles makeup-and-tears handbook.
In her first cry go-around, shes statuesque, poised, and perfect.
Basically, the opposite of this.
(The same cant be said by the end of the episode.)
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The next day, Dorit calls Peeping PK (that nickname works, yeah?)
to rehash last nights drama.
Theyre literally on differentcontinentsand still seem to be completely in each others ear about everything.
Its commendable, really.
Just a little palate cleanser until we get to dinner.Ohhhhh, dinner.
Never have I seen so many high ponytails at one table.
Not a good week for the Vanderpump, I gotta say.
Dorit, youre smarter than that.
Thats a Lisa Rinna special that not even Lisa Rinna can pull off.
Because, after all, thats what this whole thing isreallyabout, isnt it?
But Rinna, being Rinna, keeps pressing, and we finally get the truth.
There are repercussions for Dorit shaping this festering rumor words are never just words.
Dorit decides to, um, actuallythinkabout what she said, and is like, OhnowwwwwI feel bad.
Its really odd… is she scared to cross him?
Ofcourseyoud ask your husband to apologize for being a pig!
If you werent already emotionally exhausted, the best is yet to come.
Dorit finally apologizes, but Erika isnt buying it.
Im sorry,what?
!Who would ever say that?
All of the women are horrified by Eileens statement, and Erika flips the f out.
The hour takes a really dark turn.
Erika is dealing with something very difficult that shes been suppressing, at least among the women.
You see the deep-seated fear she faces constantly, and she just unravels.
All I want is to wrap her… in a hug.
(Sorry, I couldnt help it.)
Through tears of her own, Eileen says that shed like to take a moment to honor Erikas son.
The statement falls somewhere on the cusp of awkward and absurd, and Erika shuts her down immediately.
Becausethatfalls perfectly in line with the conversation currently happening.
What did you guys think of tonights whirlwind of an episode?
