Rinna puts her selective memory on display for the world to see
Happy Valentines Day!
To celebrate the day of love, everyone on tonights episode had some sort of sobbing breakdown.
In fact, she doesnt even tell her where her room is.
(Cool floating pool table, though!)
Kyle later confesses that was the Beverly Hills greeting, which weve all come to know and love.
Im hoping its okay to use even though I live in New York City.
So about this Agency party: Is it just me, or does it feel oddly empty?
Its almost as if only the Housewivesare in attendance.
Why, is something wrong?
asks Rinna in the understatement of the century.
Um,chyeahhh,somethings wrong.
What Rinna wants, Rinna gets.
Kyle holds nothing back with Rinna.
Rinna feigns absolute shock.
I do not ever remember saying that, Rinna claims.
Rinnas web of lies continues to spin completely out of control.
First, she says that she was talking to Eden aboutEden.
Then, she throws Dorit under the bus, saying that Eden ran her mouth about Kim to Dorit.
(Now, Im not one to defend Dorit under any circumstance, but dont bring her into this.
Next, she says that Eden made all of this up herself and is twisting her words.
Rinna tells Kyle she loves her and has her back, and Kyle seems to believe her.Whatever.
(Which will be glorious, by the way.)
To quote LVP, Time will tell, wont it?
Mama Erika heads back to check on Rinna and Eileen, whos come down with Montezumas revenge.
The woman cant seem to cut a break.
Erika begs Rinna to tell the truth.
Whos the unlucky f who ends up with you?
They all laugh it off, but I found it to be deeply offensive.
PK is an animal.
Meanwhile, Rinna calls her dear Harry Hamlin to tell him about her sshow of a night.
So she must not have said it!
Oh, Harry… if only you could see what we see.
Back stateside, we meet Edens mom, Beverly, whos also a recovering alcoholic with amazing glowing skin.
She crawls like a cat.
She goes full-on spread eagle.
