Tom, Erika says,definitelywould have saidsomething.

Dorit who, can we all agree looks very Cher-esque in her confessionals?

hosts a lunch because she comes from a long line of women who like to entertain.Okayyy.

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Her hosting rules: Fresh flowers; no borings.

According to Dorit, publicist Elliot Mintz is one of the non-borings.

He speaks in haikus.

And maybe all of that personal devastation affected her behavior toward LVP.

But PK doesnt think that people should grieve however they see fit Eileen should have told everyone.

Thats not fair to other people, he says, and Dorit is in full agreement with him.

Erm, tone deaf much?

We get a drama-rama break with a lil ol trip for Kyle and LVP to the plastic surgeon.

However, theres been some minor trouble in Kyle and Silver Fox Mauricios paradise.

He works all…the…time and Kyle never sees him anymore.

I believe in those two.

Or if it was, she has literally no recollection.

(Did you guys feel that way, too?)

Eden Sassoon is Rinnas Pilates instructor whose father was a famous hairstylist.

(She also happens to look a lot like Dorit.)

Camille, Erika, Dorit, and Eileen have lunch at Camilles new downsized enormous mansion.

The girls talk about Erika Jayne, and Dorit throws major shade, calling Erikas music career a hobby.

Shed know all about musical integrity because she deals with Boy George on a regular basis.

(Did you guys know that?!)

(Ladies, yo get it together.)

Erika calls Dorit out for butting in when she wasnt even around for any of this, anyway.

And there we end our evening my head is spinning.