The desperation is real.
I am no entrepreneur.
For example, Apollo Nida, an inmate at a federal prison, conveniently (drink!)
Credit: Bravo
Peter rightfully asks, How the hell you got a new woman?
You dating a guard?
Now, this is not to say that Phaedra is not shady.
Phaedra is just about as just shady as they come emphasis onjust about.
Thats a real question I so cannot stand Apollo, my brain basically turns off when he speaks.
You know when it turned right the hell back on?
Phaedra was, of course, busy celebrating her birthday at Porshas McMansion in matching personalized Frick-and-Frack onesies.
Parks get her groove back now that shes officially on the market again.
A blonde woman in a plunging blazer (a thing!)
comes bustling in through OLGs front doors where Todd and Peter are conveniently (drink!)
She walks up to them and says, Im Sherien, Apollos girlfriend… boom Im here!
And,boom, she sure is!
waiting behind a closed barn door.
Sherien exclaims, Nice to meet you ladies!
as visions of a future Friend of the Housewives title card dance in her head.
Kenya moves seats to get closer to the trainwreck.
Sherien explains without having to look at her note cards once!
Howthoughtfulof you, Sherien!
For posterity, she throws out a, Yeah, we were supportive ofhim.
I was there more than she was.
Speaking of fun, this is a great time for Apollo to conveniently (drink!)
call from federal prison.
Sherien, a master of subtlety, cries, Oh my god, its Apollo, mybaby!
when her phone begins ringing.
Apollo, ever-grateful friend, replies, I dont care about the relationship you have with Phaedra.
That has nothing to do with me and Sherien.
Weeeeell, it kind of does when you SEND HER AS YOUR PROXY TO KANDIS RESTAURANT OPENING.
The call gets cut off, and Sherien pouts, My babys gone!
