And on that front, the season 11 premiere ofRHOAdelivered.

If my car could talk, my car would probably be like,This bitch cries too much."

She’s back, baby!

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), but could any other city already be headed out on a group trip in the seasonpremiere?

I think not.Atlantais the wild child.

“What are you drinking on?”

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Mike, Cynthia’s new boyfriend and a sportscaster for Fox Sports, asks her on the video call.

“The cool waters?!CYNTHIA!

Is this what you think passes for sexy language?!

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Oh well, Cynthia is gorgeous so she can get away with just about anything.

With her suitors, that is.

With NeNe, she stutters out, “I have to hop on a conference call!”

rather than attempt to lie about the Miami surprise.

I’m sure the flaccid waters of Lake Bailey would have been a touch less convincing.

(The previews the previews are what tell me that).

It is, as always, theRHOAeditors who deserve the largest diamond though.