And on that front, the season 11 premiere ofRHOAdelivered.
If my car could talk, my car would probably be like,This bitch cries too much."
She’s back, baby!

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), but could any other city already be headed out on a group trip in the seasonpremiere?
I think not.Atlantais the wild child.
“What are you drinking on?”

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Mike, Cynthia’s new boyfriend and a sportscaster for Fox Sports, asks her on the video call.
“The cool waters?!CYNTHIA!
Is this what you think passes for sexy language?!

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Oh well, Cynthia is gorgeous so she can get away with just about anything.
With her suitors, that is.
With NeNe, she stutters out, “I have to hop on a conference call!”
rather than attempt to lie about the Miami surprise.
I’m sure the flaccid waters of Lake Bailey would have been a touch less convincing.
(The previews the previews are what tell me that).
It is, as always, theRHOAeditors who deserve the largest diamond though.