Did I never leave?
Lets face it: We have been blessed by the Bravo gods with this fight between Kandi and Porsha.
Kenya should not be throwing divorce parties for people who dontwantdivorce parties.
Credit: Bravo
Real question: Have I died and gone to heaven?
Oh,well get to Bob.
First, though, lets pick back up in Maui where last week left off.
Peter wonders if he was a bad husband (all that hostess sniffing wasntgreat, Pete!
), and Cynthia says she knows she was never cut out to be a good wife.
Theres only one thing that can right these unbalancedHousewivesscales then…
NEXT:Roasted your rice
Group dinner!
Lil Todd has arranged for Peters birthday dinner to feature both a pig roast and an Uncle Peter roast.
Of course, the sickest burn is when Porsha attempts to be funny (???)
I thought Big Todd was about to lose his damn mind from laughing at his own girlfriend.
Get all around the tongue, the back of the tongue…
Now wasnt that a nice time?
My goodness, I am relieved but exhausted.
Then he dares to ask Sheree what he did in the store to make her walk away from him.
Bob yells that he takes the blame for all of that, but thats not him anymore.
Bob screams, WHAT THE F!
You want me to bleed myself right here?
Slit my wrists so you know Im serious about it?
You know what Sheree wants,Bob?
I WANT YOU TO HAVE SOME REMORSE FOR WHAT THE F YOU DID!
THATS WHAT I WANT YOU TO HAVE!
Yall: They on some Tennessee.
S.
Upstairs, Cynthia gets her weave caught in a fan that plugs into her iPhone.
Because I dont want to ever depend on a man.
Because the one man I was supposed to be able to trust… youleft.
And you didnt give a f, Bob.
Whatever could she be planning?
But mostly…
Its that text message crack.
Kenya goes to Phaedras hotel room, and for a while they keep it civil.
That was trifling what you did, says Phaedra.
Kenya says shes not the reason for Phaedras marriage ending.
The clock reads 2:03 a.m.
