It’s time to find out who hasn’t been terminated
We have our new Celebrity Apprentice, everybody!
And his name is… wait, what is the guys name again?
Hold on, let me Google this real quick… Hes the dude who won!
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Look, its not my fault I couldnt remember his name.
I was too busy daydreaming of baby kangaroos and dance parties with Carnival Cruise Lines CEO Arnold Donald.
So dont blame me!
Plus, even Matt himself talked about how much lower his fame level was compared to anybody else.
It sounds like I am giving Iseman the business, but au contraire mon frere.
It is actually the exact opposite.
And super impressive pretty much describes Matt in this competition.
It looked a bit dicey at times for Matt on this final one, though.
But it wasnt just that.
George had also already proven himself a master fundraiser.
But after he got a new main man to pound the keys, even that obstacle was overcome.
We finally got to the actual presentation and it was… awkward.
Awkward because the two team spaces they had laid out for their respective parties were in the same room!
Was it raining Fruit Loops in there?
Because I could have sworn I spotted Toucan Sam hanging out with Team Iseman.
Gonna have to deduct points for that.
The checks just kept rolling in: 75k!
And Matt made sure to announce every single one of them in the moist boisterous manner possible.
Very noisy, noted Boy George.
They make a lot of noise.
And that fear led to the most inadvertently brilliant exchange of the season between BFFs Carson and Boy George.
CARSON:I think a lot of people have arthritis.
BOY GEORGE:Is that bad or good for us?
NEXT: Ants in their pants and they need to dance!
Then it was time for the presentations.
Wow, how are you going to top that in the nostalgia department?
But that was just the warm-up.
And when I say everyone, I meaneveryone.
Honestly, can you imagine?
Its like punching a self-destruct button on a super computer.
Sadly, Arnold demurred.
I actually called Vince and he didnt call me back, laughed George.
I called him a few times.
Well,of coursehe didnt call back.
He probably was on a bender with some off-duty Hooters waitresses.
Instead, Arnold congratulated Matt and that was kinda that.
(They say wine comes from grapes, but apparently notsourgrapes.
Oh, I kid.
George already complimented Matt on his victory over social media.
He probably just had a deadline to make at his hat rental shop or something.)
Anyhoo, that will do it for this season.
