The contestants must create a live segment showcasing grape juice and produce viral videos for a new product.
Rocco DiSpirito and Justin Ezarik serve as guest boardroom advisers.
What the hell just happened?
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when something truly odd happened.
By the way, Im not kidding about the Seward thing.
He lived to tell the tale, too, and later bought us Alaska from the Russians…
Although the Russians retaliated 139 years later by rigging our presidential election, so theres that.
Cats and dogs, living together!
Speaking of which… SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
Okay, enough of that learnin stuff.
Lets get to what went down this week in another double-shot of episodes.
A Public ApologyFirst off, I would like to publicly apologize to Chael…
Wait, what is that dudes name again?
Oh, right, Chael Sonnen.
Anyhoo, we loyal viewers all know that everything about this show is completely subjective.
In fact, I think it adds to the programs charm.
There is, in fact, a set of rules.
You just need to figure out what the rulesarein order to play and be successful.
Its a done deal before the challenge even begins.
Oh, wait, I said I was going to apologize to Chael, right?
And yet here I am, burying the dude again.
his team lost the task.
Easy come, easy go, I guess.
But yes, back to Miss Grape.
The first task forced the teams to create an eight- to 10-minute live health segment showcase for Welchs.
Heres Brooke on her work mantra: We were stressed, the clock was running out.
It was definitely time for a little bit of wine.
It didnt matter their presentation was about as funny as an episode ofWork It.
The women were destined to win.
I dont feel like I need to do anything more.
because it was just that obvious.
That quote from Eric is great for so many reasons.
Yes, that would be the reason to give people grape juice so they could have it.
Then, the second part: I dont feel like I need to do anything more.
I insist you revisit that gem below.
The unrest worried Kyle, who informed us that, I dont want my name on a disaster.
Honey, are you aware of what show you are starring on right now?
That ship has SAILED!
Essentially, they threw everything against a wall and hopedsomethingwould stick.
Gee, where have I seen that joke done before?
Boy George is apparently not a fan of Lovitz, explaining that Not all creative people are created equally.
I mean, everyone knows the funniest thing about Jon Lovitz is the dog.
Now thats simply not fair.
Has no one seenThe Great White Hype?
Or his Bruno Kirby replacement work inCity Slickers II: The Legend of Curlys Gold?
The other video was football-themed, and now it was Boy Georges turn to turn diva.
(Really, worse than that time you starred alongside Mr. T onThe A-Team?)
That video ended with Carson tackling Ricky Williams and hurting his arm in the process.
But his pain was the teams gain as they won the task.
That left the ladies to go at it.
Im trying to be strong, but Im not like you guys.
I feel like I dont belong here, she said, essentially firing herself.
To recap, he started with Youre terminated.
Now get to da choppa.
Then he went for Youre terminated.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Then he wentbackto Youre terminated.
Now get to da choppa.
But for his fourth firing, he settled on simply Youre terminated.
What is going on here?
Why can this man not make a decision?
I guess its technically just the youre terminated part that is the line.
That seems a bit harsh.
Freeze inBatman & Robin.
So, thats it for this week.
Thanks again for playing along.
I call those people well-adjusted.
And to them, I say simply: Cluck, Cluck…Splash!
