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But it was a good kind of pain, and beauty was painful, right?"
Nicole Snooki Polizzi,A Shore Thing
“Life was hard.
Sphere
That should be easy.”
Craig Ferguson,Between the Bridge and the River
“Cloven-hoofed creatures passed this way.”
Hugh Laurie,The Gun Seller
“And God Almighty, what a forehead.
Simon and Schuster
Nicole Richie,The Truth About Diamonds
“Chloe Parker was practically born in a club.
Its like she spontaneously generated one night in 1981 during a 14-minute remix.”
William Shatner,Tek Secret
“It was a rainy night in the late spring of 2121.
Hyperion
As he flew his car southward, he said again, ‘Ive got to find her.'”
David Duchovny,Holy Cow
“Most people think cows cant think.
Hello, let me rephrase that, most people think cows cant think, and have no feelings.
William Morrow
Joan Rivers,Murder at the Academy Awards
“Oscar night.
The blaze of klieg lights.
But before I could be sure my ears werent fooling me, I saw the gun.”
Gallery Books
Courtney Thorne-Smith,Outside-In
“Do you think the apocalypse is imminent?
Because then I could certainly have a cookie.”
The hard bump turned out to be one of a pair of unruly and self-willed nipples.”
Newmarket Press
The monster shrieked and clawed, trying to free itself.
He looked down on its head with hatred, deciding just how to kill it.”
Penn Jillette,Sock
“Bad monkey wammerjammer.
Touchstone
Sewn in a crossfire hurricane of needles and pins.”
Bella Thorne,Autumn Falls
“I checked out the freeze-frame of me.
Clumps of sweet-potato goo stuck to my face and clotted my long orange hair.
Chronicle Books LLC
Add in my vegetable-peeler-bloodied fingers and I looked like a farmland horror show.”
You drank the elixir of life, remember?'"
Soho Press
Vintage
HarperCollins
HarperCollins
Open Road Media Sci-Fi and Fantasy
Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Delacorte Books for Young Readers
Pocket Books
Atria Books
Broadway Books
Rob Weisbach Books
William Heinemann Ltd
Atria Books
Thomas Nelson
St. Martin’s Press
Gallery Books/Karen Hunter Publishing
B+H Books
St. Martin’s Griffin
Delacorte Press
Simon and Schuster Books for Young Readers
