My agenda: To prove how different I am from my character, Dr. Jeremy Reed.

So, let me put down this decorative Japanese fan I am painting, and we will begin.

The next scene, in the doctors conference room, has yet more acting in it.

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The chap who plays Troy was so funny as the random employee none of us care about.

I am too tired to look up the name of the actor who played him.

But he was nice.

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Or maybe he wasnt.

I really have no recollection.

Then she left the makeup trailer and I laughed and laughed.

Because I am ill.

Now, why youre all here!

Dr. Reed smoking a joint!

Much ingenuity was required to have my eyebrows fall off my face.

That night at the Flaming Saddles bar, anti-strike Jody is reunited with his pro-strike sister, Collette.

But sibling smooches turn sour as Collette lets it slip that Mindy is Frenching Ben!Treachery!

Jody races angrily to Jeremys apartment to find our hunky British hero confiding sexily to his bird Roger.

Jeremy realizes that because of Mindys dalliance, the doctors negotiating power has been compromised.

Mindy agrees to replace the now-bedridden Jeremy at the negotiating table.

Unfortunately, venal patriarch Dr. Ledreau (played by one-time congressman Fred Grandy!)

informs her that the nurses are getting a terrible deal.

Mindys conscience, mixed with some undeniable horniness for Ben, leads to her scuppering the deal.

But at least the strike has been resolved, and nurses and doctors are finally reunited.

Jeremy is temporarily wheelchair-bound, but I think we can all agree it wears him well.

The last scene has Mindy and Ben kiss extravagantly (his scruff must have itched her.

Maybe thats why I barely get any kissing scenes?)

while Morgan looks on.

And we look on at Morgan looking on.

But who is looking on at us looking on?No one.

Because we are alone.

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