Tate TaylorsThe Girl on the Trainis launching on the wrong side of the tracks.
Lieutenant Columbo could have sorted it in five minutes.
This doesnt give her half the juice and outrageous fun that Rosamund Pike had fromGone Girl.

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Fans of Paula Hawkinss thriller might find themselves sticking to the book.
But this train may hit a yellow commercial light sooner than expected down the line…
He almost makes the film seem good from time to time.

Our alcoholic heroine takes Metro-North into the city each day from the apartment she shares with a roommate, despite losing her job months ago. Now divorced from Tom Watson — who has remarried — Rachel busies herself by watching two strangers, Scott and Megan Hipwell, from the train.