Or, in this case, an exit.
But why do they appear to be breaking out of some high-security building?
Time for roll call!
First up, the big man in charge: Dom.
The only thing bigger than his biceps is his heart.
Next up, we have the tech-savvy duo of Tej and Ramsey.
Why she hasn’t learned to drive herself, I have no idea.
Sorry, but ninja-soldiers aren’t on the roll call.
Seriously, what is this job?
Remember the days when street racing was the extent of their illegal endeavors?
I feel like we need to have a talk about damage control.
Quick catch-up: She’s the greatest.
She’s also married to Dom and just recently remembered the fact that she’s married to Dom.
(There was amnesia involved.
It’s complicated.)
And finally, Roman Pearce, whose diversion got a little out of hand.
But whatd you expect?
His two favorite things are destruction and a good teeth whitener!
When Dom calls for phase two of whatever this weird heist is, Miley Cyrus shows up.
But her favorite accessory actually does make an appearance: A wrecking ball.
DO YOU SEE THAT EYEBROW?
THIS IS DOMS EVIL FACE!
LOOK OUT, HOBBS.
Dom is all, “Boy, bye” to Hobbs.
Meet Cipher, a potential robot who’s currently very pleased with herself.
This is her happy face.
This is the family Dom just betrayed, and also Brian O’Conner’s only appearance in the trailer.
(Actor Paul Walker died in 2013.)
It’s also your cue to cry.
Also there, Shaw!
His jumpsuit is a large.
According to Mr. Nobody, Cipher is the very definition of high-tech terrorism.
Im not sure how a person can be that, so I’m definitely sticking with the robot theory.
But enough about robots.
Everyone, meet Mr. Nobodys new protege (played by Scott Eastwood)!
Isnt he cute?!
And, of course, Mr. Nobody himself, living up to his name.
When a family has a disagreement, its best to just sit down and talk it out.
Both methods are equally as effective.
Okay, maybe talking would’ve been more effective.
Turns out, his custom jumpsuit didnt even fit, so he had to rip off the sleeves!
Can you believe our justice system?!
I’ve never seen a Cherokee drum be this agile…
Fists down, fellas.
The best part of this plan: Tej finally gets his tank!
Dont explosions look cooler when set against the backdrop of snow and ice?
Dom is actually one of the terrorists from season 2 ofQuantico!
Where is Alex Parrish when you need her?!
His biceps have been freed, and now he’s coming after Dom.
Suddenly, I feel like I’m back inFast Five.
This is the most Dom has ever looked like a superhero.
When did he learn how to use a shield?
Is he a robot too?!
In case you didn’t get the message, the action in this movie is BIG.
Also, see my previous comment about explosions and a snowy environment.
#colorcontrast
Okay, definitely a robot.
Well, theyre going to have to somehow battle a submarine … while in cars.
Literally the most offensive/shocking thing in the trailer.
Also, new theory: Shes a succubus!
Thats her HUSBAND, lady!!!
Suddenly Im counting the hours until a Letty-Cipher throwdown.
