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that he aims around the theater before firing on and shattering a projection of Rachels headshot.

If you didnt know, this guy is bad news!

The Bodyguard

Credit: Joan Marcus

On the spectrum of so bad, its good!,The Bodyguardis not at the negative extreme.

But dont mince my words: Its actively bad.

Its a hollow shell of a show, covered in rhinestones that are impossible not to admire.

As I said, there are worse ways to listen to 16 superbly performed Whitney Houston songs.

Most of them involve some sort of desert island or hostage situation, but still.C-