Compared to these people, Im #crushing life.
What does she want?
Actually, I take that back.
She had one instruction: Be sure to bring up the most awkward moment of Nicks life.
But well get there in a second.
Yeah, Andi, you couldve.
And Nick isnt going to end up with someone unless he really wants to be with them.
But on the upside, he sees that happening.
Now, to the awkward stuff.
Live it up, Andi!
(And the worst part isnt even that he said make love WITH me.)
But now at least it seems like we have our answer: because Andis a freakin feminist.
In all seriousness, Nick apologizes for the moment.
Because nothing makes you want to watch a love story like a zero percent chance of survival!
As Nick walks Corinne out, she doesnt ask about her $3,000.
She doesnt even ask if it was because she has a nanny.
Instead, she apologizes if she did anything to upset Nick, which quite frankly, UPSETS ME.
Dont apologize to the man who just dumped you!
A woman with enough confidence to rock TWO slits should know better.
Its time for someone to supporther!
From here on out, shes done trying to impress men.
Shes just going to be herself and see what happens.
(Also, THIS was Corinne impressing men?
I guess the whipped cream finally makes sense.
The bouncy castle, not so much.)
Then, like every great feminist before her, she falls asleep.
Talk about a feminist rant, amirite Andi?
Also, do we think part of him sent Corinne home because he knew shed never make it here?
But at least Nick declares Raven the perfect combination of salty and sweet.
Who needs I love you when he basically just called you Trail Mix?!
Preparing for their dinner date, Raven has to psych herself up for the conversation theyre about to have.
Believe it or not, its more serious than the ironing-steaming debate.
He wore a turtleneck to an overnight date.
Raven, the odds arent looking like theyre in your favor, if you catch my drift.
Although, its Nick whos asking the big questions tonight: You usually choke under pressure?
No, she doesnt Nick.
Do YOU, though?
Because youre the one whos going to have to prove something tonight.
With that, Raven decides to tell Nick that shes in love with him.
Well, she will if she ever puts down her drink.
(And yes, that moment made this entire thing ridiculously endearing.)
Raven tells Nick that her dad used to tell her that he prayed she would have an easy love.
NO PRESSURE, NICK.
And thats all she wrote, folks.
Well have to wait a week to see if Nick could finish the job.
If you need me before then, Ill be thinking about anything, ANYTHING other than Nicks sex life.
