Do you love romance?
This episode doesnt have it!
Do you love drama?
Credit: ABC
Eh, this episode barely has it.
But more than anything, it has a Jasmine, who cant stop, wont stop talking.
And as for Nick?
Well, someone broke him.
Lets get into it!
FLAT OUT, Nick.
But Nick isnt scared.
As in, hes a real human?
I have so many questions about Corinnes dating history.
(Gentle reminder that they celebrated her breasts birthday together, so she definitely opened something up enough.)
This just in: Nick is trying to secure himself a job on the St. Thomas tourism board.
Talk about emotional intelligence!
She once got so hungry that she tried eating lipstick.
Translation: Kristinas kind of amazing and quite possibly too good for Nick.
That Racquel is going to be jealous.
Um yeah, Im pretty sure Racquel left the country the moment you left for the show.
After Nick asks the hard-hitting questions Christmas or Halloween?
(Just when you thought Corinne couldnt get more annoying, she sips her shots.)
But when a couple of the women get a little too drunk, the volleyball game starts to unravel.
Why does this feel like a competition?
(Probably because both this volleyball game and this show are quite literally competitions.)
Why isnt Nick paying more attention to [insert womans name here]?
And where can I get Vanessas bathing suit?
(Sorry, that last one was me.)
After Jasmine shoves Corinne into the sand, its evident that the game has dissolved.
Separately, each woman finds a private place where she can cry.
Corinne goes to sleep.
No REALLY, Nick, she was going to leave today.
And she could still leave tomorrow.
In fact, she might leave right now.
So sleep tight, buddy.
Yeah, Nicks not into it.
When Nick finally sits down with Jasmine, she lets him know that she needs reassurance.
So basically, shes FLAT-OUT telling him that they dont have a connection.
And once Jasmine threatens to choke Nick out, he pulls the ripcord.
Yeah, he literally never said he was.
So with that, Jasmine hits the road, and Raven gets the date rose.
With that, he sends Whitney home.
Has anyone ever deteriorated so quickly?!
Regardless, Nicks sending you home, honey.
THAT IS YOUR CUE.
Right answer, wrong grammar.
But Ill let it slide.
Apparently, Whitney was the only one who never saw it coming.
But the rejection doesnt stop there.
Heres a snippet:
Danielle:Dancings become our thing.
Its fun.Nick:Its fun to goof around that way.
Are these two soulmates or what?!
So that should help her move on.
With Danielles exit, Nick starts unraveling.
Mid-breakdown, he then barges into the womens hotel suite.
(Surely their alarmed gasps will make him feel better about himself.)
He explains that he was really optimistic about Danielle, but after today, hes hit a new low.
He wants it to work, but hes terrified that its not going to, so he leaves.
If you need me before next week, Ill be booking a trip to St. Thomas.
I mean, Nick really knows how to sell a place, doesnt he?
