And Im not talking about busted lips or broken arms.
Im talking about angry, jealous women.
In other words: yo dont leave, but Im not getting rid of Corinne.
Credit: ABC/George Burns
Corinne, however, cant figure out why people think shes entitled.
(And here you thought the signs at the Womens Marches were inspirational.)
but once she realizes that girls are haters, shes ready to face the music.
That means Christen and Brittany are headed home.
Hows that for sticking it to the women?!
Man did Corinne show them!
We knew this guy was awkward with exes, but good lord is this painful.
Yes, Ambers very nice, but honestly, nobody cares.
Nick has enough women to deal with at this point.
That night, Danielle is ready for some good conversation (and so are her amazing boobs).
And thats why she hasnt wanted to rush into marriage in the past.
Taylor cant get over how cute it is to see Nick feeding baby cows, otherwise known as calves!
Shockingly, Corinne doesnt know what normal chores are, let alone farm chores.
As far as shes concerned, she wouldnt even subject her nanny to this nonsense.
Racquel is better than farm chores.
Meanwhile, Jaimi definitely isnt.
(I bet thats not the first time someones … Im sorry, I cant.)
But he promises hell make time for it soon.
But if Corinne is anything, shes smarter than she looks.
(This just in: Dumbos offended as hell.)
But Corinne is ready for this argument: Michael Jordan took naps.
Abraham Lincoln took naps.
Okay, lets dissect this, shall we?
Ones a spectacular athlete, the other a president.
As far as I can tell, the only thing they have in common is that theyre tall?
Does Corinne think shes 64?
As for Nick, Corinne says shes definitely ready to marry the man.
(These are what Sean Spicer would call alternative facts.)
But the women arent done with Corinne just yet.
But when Kristina doesnt buy it, Corinne ends the rude and disrespectful conversation to go talk to Nick.
Adultings so weird, right??
The next day, Raven gets whats essentially the first hometown date of the season.
before he and Raven sit on the sidelines (with his parents) to cheer for the team.
As far as Nicks dad is concerned, Raven has a cool name and a cool accent.
What more could his son want?!
Even at her age, Bella knows theres strength in numbers.
When Danielle I already have a rose L. pulls Nick aside first, Taylor loses it.
And from there, she never quite gets it back.
By it, I mean her sanity.
Elsewhere, Corinne is getting ready for her big showdown with Taylor by eating everything in sight.
And once Corinne feels ready, she takes Taylor outside to call her out.
But all Corinne sees is Taylor playing Miss Proper and treating her like an idiot.
Sorry, different argument.
Also, it was VERY real.
Ill see you all in a week.
If you need me before then, Ill be trying to find that magical spa that apparently serves tacos.
