You literally cannot predict what hes going to do next.
From what I hear, it takes a certain emotional intelligencey to figure Nick out.
In fact, Nicks still so upset by the possibility that hes wearing shoes on the beach.
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The answer: kind of.
And then Nick walks away.
He sees what he wants in this room, and hes not talking about the booze.
Nick is sick of getting so close to a happily ever after.
This time, hes going all the way!
Apparently, going to Bimini is Corinnes dream come true.
(Is Bimini known for its cucumber sandwiches or something?)
Although maybe Corinne was alluding to that when she called Vanessa a lucky bh.
Corinnes interpretation of the card is this: I think he wants to get deeper emotionally with her.
Have fun being bloated.
(And for the record, neither does kissing.)
Back at the hotel, Corinne is telling Rachel all of her theories about Vanessas date card.
He wants her to open up more to him emotionally wise, Corinne tells Rachel about Vanessas date.
But if Corinnes being honest, I dont get from her that theres much to open up about.
Yes, Corinne, becauseyoureso deep and fascinating.
Eventually, she gets to her point and tells Nick that shes falling in love with him.
Here are my issues with this.
I look great on a yacht, she says, explaining that Floridians love yachts.
In fact, shes been on a boat bigger than this one.
Once everyones on the yacht, Nick turns his attention to Kristina.
Specifically, he puts sunscreen on her back, legs, and INNER THIGH.
After Nick threatens to maroon Corinne on an island, he explains todays activity.
But theres a wrinkle: Theyre swimming with sharks.
Another A+ Corinne moment: Whats a wrinkle?
To put it a way shed understand: the reason you get Botox.
Corinnes brilliant follow-up question: Are the sharks toothless?
Considering it doesnt exist, I think youll be just fine.
And if you needed any further proof that Raven is from the South, there you have it.
Horses can sense fear.
And if you ask me, none of the women should be worried because Nick is clearly target No.
His short shorts are literally screaming.
The swimming lasts a few moments during which the show pairs the sharks with growling noises?
Does no one know anything about sharks?
before Kristina is too scared and gets back up on the boat.
(These people really dont understand the concept of moving on.)
Her response to his tears?
Listen, you cant keep us all.
SUCK IT UP DUDE.
While Corinne stress-eats cheese, Nick grabs Raven to talk about potentially meeting her family.
Cutting straight to the chase, he asks the important question: Do you call your dad Daddy?
The answer: Yes.
Translation: Hes going to hate Nick.
But hes good now, and her parents are still very much in love.
But as he explains, she doesnt need a one-on-one, because she never leaves him alone as is.
Good news, guys!
Corinne is great again!
(But unlike America, she never was.)
Do they not actually have tickets to this concert?
But you know what?
Do you think she knows what she just implied?
(What do you think it was that put her over the edge?
Watching him dunk on a child?
Itd do it for me.)
Nick:Its kind of pretty.Danielle:It is pretty.Nick:Are those shells?
Spoiler: They were shells.
To be frank, he doesnt miss her when theyre apart, so thats pretty much that.
Nick tells her shes great, to which she responds, Not great enough.
Damn girl, pick your chin up!
Dont forget: You have a great face!
Danielle, a hardcore feeler, instantly shuts down.
Nick says goodbye as Danielle heads home to pack and hug the women goodbye.
Dont you just love when women are there for other women?
(But who needs diamonds when you have a platinum vagine?)
and surprise Nick at his hotel room.
Shes ready to turn their spark into a fire.
As she puts it, Im gonna blow that room up!
That can be taken one of two ways, and neither one is a good thing.
Theres no beating around the bush with Corinne… literally.
Im only human, she says.
I cant help if embarrassing things happen to me.
open a door for herself.
But in general, shes not worried about it.
Her family knows shes smart.
Her motto, I love sports, but I dont play games.
But perhaps Nick should worry less about Rachels dad and more about their current bartender.
(Suddenly, the trip to Bimini was all worth it.)
After that, Rachel returns to the hotel.
Apparently her one-on-one is shortened because of the evenings rose ceremony.
Only, theres not going to be a rose ceremony.
Just as Corinne has a nervous breakdown, Nick walks in and asks to speak to… Kristina.
At this point, Corinne STILL makes this moment about her.
Shes happy that hes finding love, and Nick reluctantly says goodbye.
At this rate, its going to take them 10 minutes to get out of the complex!
If you all need me before next week, Im going to plan myself a vacation to Bimini.
