Another week of dates means The Backstreet Boys, vomit, and a track meet.
The women let us know that Christen a.k.a.
doing one anothers makeup!
Credit: ABC/Rick Rowell
When Nick arrives at the mansion for the rose ceremony, he claims hes an open book.
And its not going very well.
According to Corinne, she has the it factor guys really like, otherwise known as boobs?
(So its safe to say the it factor isnt an understanding of the English language.)
As Corinne puts it, she has something up her sleeve which, in this case, is nothing.
Heading outside, she asks Nick to grab the whipped cream so her plan can be a success.
It is weird, which is why Nick decides things have gone about as far as they should.
As far as Corinne is concerned, they no longer have a chance as a couple.
This just in: They never did.
That means we say goodbye to three blondes we barely know: Lacey, Hailey, and Elizabeth.
NEXT: Backstreets back (and too good for this), alright!
But the card is only the beginning.
(Unfortunately, the woman will have to be looking at Nick and not BSB.
Hey, Brian!)
It also doesnt help that she thinks dancing is the same as everyone rubbing their ass on Nick.
By the end of rehearsal, Corinne doesnt feel pretty, cute, confident, bubbly, OR fun.
(Her personality is screwed now!)
Shes just struggling because trying to be herself is making her not herself.
Theres a riddle for you!
Honestly, watching them kiss in front of her face is the worst day of Corinnes freakishly sheltered life.
(The second worst day?
Raquel chopped her cucumber way too thin.)
(After all, he did get to lick her boob.)
For now, its Corinnes nap time.
By the time Corinne rejoins the party, she starts explaining why she wants a tiny boob job no!
not her it factor!
before she lets the nanny out of the basement.
When the women bring up having kids, Corinne explains, I need to get Raquel ready for that.
Yes, Corinne has a nanny, because, as she puts it, Im a kid.
(Historically, men also love using this excuse.)
As for Corinne, she doesnt care about the rose.
Right now, all she wants is Raquel.
Doing big girl stuff isnt fun.
Corinne has even had to use the big-girl potty here!!!
Can you imagine?!
(Spoiler: Its a little sloppy and sometimes nauseating.)
How sexy does space seem right now?!
Lets file that under things that are NEVER okay.
Translation: We have our first real contender of the season as Nick hands Vanessa the date rose.
Today, the women will be running a Nickathalon to win Nicks heart.
Thankfully, there are a few women who show up to play, Rachel being one of them.
Claiming she would love to track and field Nick all day.
Meaning … he might want to check his car for a tracker?
Heres where things get tricky.
This is the most controversial sports moment since Deflategate!
As for the date rose, Rachel the true champion finally gets what she deserves.
Just what every guy dreams of hearing one day, amirite?
Jasmine and Taylor are next in line to talk to him before things end on a pissed-off Vanessa.
