Anything else you want to know?
I have to amuse myself somehow, guys, Im dying.)
Basically, Corinnes argument can be summed up with a GIF.
Credit: ABC/Mark Coffey
She tells Taylor that shes rude and nobody likes her.
And yes, she swears she knows the definition of fake and lie.
And what does that say about Taylors emotional intelligence?!
In related news, Corinne still doesnt understand the definition of emotional intelligence.
Technically, thats not wrong.
That means Sarah and Astrid are heading to their own personal depression mobiles.
Sarahs is way more depressed than Astrids.
Weve all been there.
And if you havent, you should fix that ASAP.
Either that, or Rachel and Nick just hijacked this parade that has absolutely nothing to do with them.
It was then that she decided to take advantage of every opportunity life throws her way.
And now, shes here.
Talk about a story for the grandkids!
And you know Nicks serious about someone when he asks about her dad.
Well, Rachels is a federal judge in Dallas, so Godspeed, Nick!
that hes super into her.
With that, they go make out on a float.
Because its a terrible idea.
Heres the deal: I fully believe in ghosts, and I have been on many a ghost tour.
However, the second you name the caretaker of a property Boo, you lose all credibility.
What is this, a Madea Halloween?
Boo gives the group a tour of the house and explains that theres one ghost only one?
to watch out for.
Weve all seenThe Shining.
Well get to that later.
Boo is pacing back and forth outside, freaking out that one of the women touched the doll.
Go home, Boo, were not giving you your SAG card for this performance!
The moment she pulls the sheet, a chandelier falls.
Clearly, that is rigged to happen, which, by the way, is dangerous.
(Thankfully, the camera crew was warned to stand back, or else someone couldve gotten hurt.)
While all of this is going on, Corinne and Taylor are preparing for their two-on-one date.
So he thinks that absence is literally good for your health?
Like it builds heart tissue?
Maybe his intelligency does match Corinnes after all.
Inside the house, Jasmine has seen the error of her ways.
But when she goes to apologize for touching Mays hat, a bunch of books topple over.
And the moment she forgets Mays name?
Well, something shatters.
At this point, Id say its more likely that Kristinas a psychic than it is that May exists.
As Corinne explains before the date, she and Taylor just have very different minds shes calculated and analytical.
After Taylor very purposefully straddles Nick during their hug I see you, Taylor.
What do you think of my emotional intelligence?!
Or, as Corinne puts it, will he pick her or a big mean swamp monster?
Meanwhile, Corinnes reading basically tells her to shut her mouth or else itll blow up in her face.
According to Corinne, Taylor belongs with the bugs, because shes the biggest bug of them all.
Well, her butt doesnt belong in the swamp… because of its shape?
I have so many questions about this argument.
But the real question is: Does Nick want a relationship built off of whipped cream and lies?
Spoiler: a little bit.
Taylor, appalled, says she never said that!
She fully believes that.
See, Taylors not mean!
Regardless, she needs to talk to Nick.
