And that means it’s time to meet the 30 (!!!)
read: they REALLY want this to work women who will be vying for his heart.
Here’s what we gathered from each of their bios.
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SHE JUST WANTS TO BE ONE.
and her guiltiest pleasure is “desserts.”
I’d say something snarky but everyone knows Prince Eric is HOT.
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But aside from any national security risks, she seems normal!
Translation: She’s achieved nothing.
So she’s potentially normal?
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Honey, you could’ve stopped at “can be intense.”
She actually wrote that.
What else do you’re gonna wanna know?
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When asked her favorite author, she said, “Again, I need to read more books.”
To be honest, I was rooting for her, until she described her diet as “Pesco-pollo-lacto-ovo-paro-tarian.
Just fish + bird, plus byproducts.”
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I would order pizza."
So, there’s that.
Um, yeah, and it’s going to happen again.
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Like, every day on this show!
Also, she OWNS A FOOD TRUCK.
Can I marry her?!
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Con: Nicholas Sparks is her favorite author.
So close, Olivia.
Also, graduating school is not the same as having a job.
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We have a frontrunner!
Hey, at least they’ll be tastefully done.
Did no one tell her about the show?
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Nick, there’s no way you could screw this one up.
And her greatest achievement in life?
Take that,Hamilton!
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