Megan is shocked when her contract marriage leads to an engagement.
Sounds terrifying, but also par for the course for this thinly veiled portrayal of Scientology and David Miscavige.
(This recappers hot take?
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But Terry has lost his mojo.
Somethings missing, and that something is clearly his unofficial spokesman, Kyle West.
Kyle is hard at work on set forThe Kill Planwith his leading lady, Amelia Briggs.
You are this weeks Horniest Character.
Now Megan isreallythrown: Theres a fictional element to this relationship that began with a secret marriage contract?
Later that day, Kyle makes up for the whole thing with an elaborate gesture.
Kyle set the whole thing up!
Megan is brought to tears: This marriage contract includes an engagement?!
News Correspondents Jason Kennedy and Zuri Hall are quick to announce the Kygan engagement on their show.
And Jason and Zuri are no exception!
Its almost like the stories they report in real life are kind of fake!
Its almost like they are actors themselves.
The hot takes just keep on coming this week, you guys.
But Kyle says no way.
Hes still super pissed at Terence for that time he pimped him out to a horny ladycop.
So if Deann and Terence (Deance?)
want a big reconciliation with Kyle, theyre gonna need a better plan.
Now shes on board for all of them!)
When Megan visits Kyle on set, Amelia congratulates her on the engagement by asking what shes promoting.
Megan is, again, shocked by the idea that anyone could perceive her relationship as a publicity stunt.
Shes engaged for real, and shes got the rock to prove it!
While hes gone, a creepy stranger with a Canadian accent slips over to the table.
Shes in trouble, and shes shook!
to explain the situation and ask for her legal help.
She cant tell Kyle, and shes gotta make this go away.
Shaun suggests that she talk to Terence and tells Megan shes now working for him.
But now its like, full time!
She cant trust anyone!
Or maybe she can.
She returns home to find Kyle and confesses to the whole thing.
Even though killing Evan was self-defense and totally justified, Kyle is still like, Whoa.
Hes gotta move some things around, but hell ensure the bad guy gets his $5 million.
So, pretty much… problem solved?
But then, for whatever reason, Megan goes searching for other solutions.
Megan backs away from Leslie, saying, No one can help me, and rushing back home.
Megan writes a goodbye note to Kyle, saying she has no other choice but to run away.
(But, um, youdohave another choice.
Get that money, girl!)
Her old pal Nina greets her in a golf cart.
Shes not the undercover-journalist-posing-as-an-IHM-recruit Megan believed her to be.
That was a test, Nina tells her.
But now, Megan is going to take a much more difficult test at a facility for individual transformation.
