She finds herself at a classic brainwashing camp where everyone follows orders and they only wear white.
Its the Guilty Remnant, without the fun of smoking.
Its prison, with presumably better food.
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Its hell, with better weather and less interesting companions.
Speaking of SoulCycle vibes, Kyles hair looks amazing this week.
I think he might be wearing an actual Bumpit.
And Im into it!
But well get back to him; lets stay on Megan for now.
During her first session at the facility, Megan is resistant, to put it mildly.
Nina asks her to write her Narrative Board by listing lies in one column and truths in the other.
He knows about this?
(She did.)
Instead, Terence offers Connor a more sensible payment plan.
After that, Connor is more cooperative.
And just like that, shes past the gate, away from the facility, and into the woods.
And once again, shes running.
Thats right: Kyle knew.
And he didnt just know, he made it happen.
No, it seems she does not.
She opens the vial and downs it.
While Megan jumps into a hallucination, Kyle jumps into the air several times.
Hes at home, mid-workout, chatting with Deann about an upcoming shoot forVanity Fair.
He tells Deann he cant really focus on such frivolous things because he cant stop thinking about Megan.
So it does seem like hes managing pretty okay.
From the moment we meet Evan, were rooting for Megans revenge.
is totry and force her to do it again.
Megan shoves Evan off, grabs a handy champagne bottle, and bashes him in the head a bunch.
Back in the facility, she wakes from her flashback, sobbing, confessing that It wasnt self-defense.
Terence holds her, satisfied with this breakthrough.
Thats beautiful, Megan says of Kyles piano jam, looking perfectly composed and completely dead behind the eyes.
And just like that, the transformation is complete: Shes Katie Holmes circa 2008.
But Megan isnt angry far from it.
She thanks Kyle for sending her to the facility.
The bad-ass Megan we know and love is long gone.
They havent really connected since Shaun became Terrys in-house counsel, or since Megans trip to the facility.
Shaun asks Megan about a recent Personal Mythology Workshop, but thats not what shes here to discuss.
Megan looks around, makes sure nobodys within earshot, and finally says: I went through hell.
And I need you.
BecauseIm gonna burn the whole thing down.
Like I told you up top: I gasped!
Just ask my dog; I interrupted her nap.
I wanted to crawl through the screen, high-five Megan, and hand her the matches.
