You couldnt try a little harder?

Forgive us for not wanting to experience that icky, fake feeling on the page, too.

For a serious work of nonfiction?

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Taleses reliance on foggy (and un-fact-checked) memories is just irresponsible.

2.First Light, Bill Rancic

The Apprenticewinner (and husband of E!

Lets hopeFirstis also Rancics last.

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