Spies, superheroes, and strippers all took the fall this season, to varying degree of sadness.
Pour one out for summer 2017’s top 10.
[Spoilers, obviously.]
Columbia Pictures
The stripper (Rough Night)
Did he have dialogue?
Did he have a name?
Sure, why not.
Daniel Smith
Did his pivotal death squander eight perfectly good abs?
Like the summer smell of trash in Manhattan, a true hot waste.
It was also surprisingly emotional thanks to another summer movie sacrifice.
Ben Rothstein / Focus Features
Really, there are worse reasons to toss oneself onto Javier Bardem.
George (Dunkirk)
Poor, poor Georgie.
Yondu (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.
Jonathan Prime/Focus Features
(It’s a very specific thing.)
Yes, humanity is over because of him, but honestly, we’re not even mad about it.
Warner Bros.
Peter Mountain/Disney Enterprises
Warner Bros.
Alex Bailey/Warner Bros.
Chuck Zlotnick/Marvel Studios
Twentieth Century Fox
