When I read the script for “Ladies' Lunch,” I was ecstatic.
It’s what I have always been waiting for!
Years of exhaustive research were actually about to be put to use.
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Now, to be clear, I am in no way an alcoholic.
I prefer the term “alcohol enthusiast.”
I think most Canadians do.
I didn’t think things could get any better.
(They were barbecue flavored, for those interested to know.)
(And delicious.)
(God, now I want chips.)
(In Canada we have ketchup chips.)
(Did you know I was Canadian?)
(I mentioned it in the previous paragraph.)
(My costar Mark McKinney is too.)
(But I digress.)
(Technically I digressed roughly three parentheticals ago, but really, that’s neither here nor there.)
So the abducted Amy joins Dina, Sandra, Cheyenne, Carol, Justine, and Myrtle for lunch.
(This is easily one of my favorite jokes ever written for me.)
Ultimately, the ladies go back to work even though they’re still drunk off their asses.
Insane in the membrane, huh?
I cannot confirm nor deny this…
