Like, A LOT.
But theres one method that isnt used nearly enough, if you ask me: sex.
Long story short, Toni isnt actually smart kissing Sam.
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Rather, shes using a potion to cause him to hallucinate their bedroom scene.
And when theyre done there?
Remember when Sam drank demon blood and also slept with a demon?!
Well, apparently, Toni is still hung up on it (or maybe shes just jealous).
However, Toni gets some bad news of her own when Mick who?
calls and tells her that her hitwoman friend is dead.
Also, it seems Toni disobeyed her orders.
Elsewhere, Castiel is still looking for Sam in Missouri when he calls Dean with an update.
But what Dean could really use is some advice about how to handle mom being in the bunker.
(If only hed given teenage me this advice, amirite?)
Just as Dean hangs up, mom enters to continue learning about what the internet is/does.
After all, she started all of this, yellow-eyed demon and all.
Hes found Sams location (though he still doesnt know what a headline is).
(And you know shes done with the life when shes no longer wearing a fabulous gown.)
Crowley promises to leave her alone to marry rich but only after she helps him locate Lucifer.
And speaking of the devil literally he finds himself a new vessel in rocker Vince Vincente.
Hes the one and only Satan in the phone book.
Rowena:Its witchcraft, not Google Maps.
But eventually, Rowena does track Lucy down.
Now, Crowley just needs her help to put him back in the cage.
Spoiler: They fail.
And when that happens, Crowley runs, leaving behind his mother without a second thought.
But this time around, Lucifer doesnt kill Rowena.
Translation: Crowleys really screwed.
You know when you died, it changed dad, Dean tells her.
(This girl really is hung up on the past, huh?)
After a scuffle and a Chinese mind control technique?
the Winchesters are nearly free when Mick shows up with Cas in tow.
It seems Mick has been told to extend an olive branch to the Winchesters.
And if thats the case, hes prepared to kill them.
Heck, hes already called some guy we can only assume is a super assassin?
AND THEN THEY HUG.
Yeah, Im a goner.
