It is with great pleasure that I welcome you to season freakin 12!
Lets get into it.
Deans not convinced shes real … until she nearly breaks his arm when he tries to touch her.
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About five fun facts into Deans speech, Mary realizes shes standing in front of her son.
Yeah, she doesnt remember any of that.
Oh, and God has a sister.
Shes the one who brought you back to life.
Or as Dean puts it, Its a lot.
For now, Deans focused on getting mom home (and into some Winchester-approved clothing).
(Maybe he was too tall to fit in a trunk?)
Toni has found a veterinarian that she pays $100,000 to fix Sams bullet wound.
You know, the one she gave him.
Then, she and her hitwoman friend chain Sam to a chair and introduce themselves.
but after everything happened with the Darkness, theyve decided nows the time to step in and change things.
Or, as they put it, help.
Fun fact: Winchesters hate help and they dont trust strangers.
What can you do to me?
The answer, it turns out, is freeze him to death with a very cold shower.
(They all thought Dean blew himself up to make it save the world from Amara.)
Well, maybe not harp.
I dont trust them.
As much as I loved Cassifer, its so good to have Cas back.
For a moment, Dean enjoys some bonding with mom.
I guess we know where Dean was conceived!
The last monster-related death in Britain occurred in 1965.
So yeah, they are better at their job.
She needs to know the organizational hierarchy um, there is none?
so that she can help make America safe.
But when Sam doesnt want to cooperate, they take a blowtorch to his foot.
Not surprisingly, Sam still wont talk post-torture.
If they cant break his body, theyll break his mind.
But little does Dean know that Toni has a badass hitwoman on her team.
How badass is she?
Thankfully, Mary is there to take her out with an angel blade.
Oh yeah, moms back.
At least thats what he makes it look like.
But when Toni comes rushing in, it turns out he only cut his hand.
Sam hasnt found his way out yet (and the poor guy still thinks his brothers dead).
And for now, thats good enough for Mary.
Crowley hasnt found him yet, but when he does, he intends to kill him.
Altogether, it was a strong premiere.
Plus, you just have to love having Cas back.
