But I, sir, am no John Dickerson.
Launching into a withering tirade, Colbert called Trump the glutton with the button and a regular Gorge Washington.
Youre the presi-dunce, he added, but youre turning into a real prick-tator.
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Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine.
You have more people marching against you than cancer.
You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head.
Colbert also served up a doozy of a punchline about Trumps friendly attitude toward Vladimir Putin.
MondaysLate Showalso featured a cold open in which Colbert purportedly sat down for an interview with Trump.
The answers were revealing, to say the least:
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