Alexandra’s blue-blood background is revealed so, once again, Star takes matters into her own hands.

But to record it, they needmoney, and the deadline is in two days.

We can put a pin in this problem until next week, though, because nothing elsereallyhappens here.

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Alexandra and Derek are getting hot and heavy sexuallyandemotionally.

Alexandra tells him she ran away from her father and a really bad situation, and her mothers dead.

Yes, really, he says.

That relationship escalated quickly.

Thats the point, Star says.

But Simone is concerned her rapist foster father will come find her; she can feel hes not dead.

But obviously, Star doesnt listen to her concerns because shes too busy plotting their next move.

Carlotta knocks at the door and he says, Look, Im in the middle of something.

Carlotta punches him square in the face and says, Now is good!Thisis why you hire A-listers!

Look Ireallydo like their pop songs.

And yes, they can sing.

She just has agoodvoice, and shes confident.

I cried and watched it three times.

Theyre at an impasse.

Back in the salon, Groove is in the Heart comes on and Alexandra starts dancing.

Ive been seeing Naomis face in Alexandras face this whole time, and Imsoglad shes her TV mom.

ThenStardoes that thing where theres a tear in the screen and its a performance in Alexandras mind.

This tearing-through-the-screen effect thing is horrible.

Just fade into a dream sequence.

We will understand its not real life!

Secrets out: Not only is her momnotdead, but noweveryoneknows her father is famous singer Roland Crane.

So, maybe Star didnt have to find a manager at a strip club?

Star is, understandably, furious.

Alexandra says she didnt want to have conversations like this one.

If youre going to watch one scene, make it this one.)

(Um, they also could have tracked her using the credit cards.)

He tells her their plane leaves tonight and she had better be on it.

Theyre staying at the W until then.

Star reminds her she grew up in foster care.

Stop throwing your foster care story in everyones face!

Like your dead mom?

You had to make your story up.

She leaves, and Derek comes over to Alexandra.

I opened up to you like I never did with nobody else, he says.

You know what you are?

Every time we give you money, it goes right up your nose!

He swears hes clean, though we know otherwise.

These girls are special, he says for the thousandth freaking time.

I dont think Im supposed to like her, but I do.

Even the mediocre ones go platinum.

Its not about Star, its about you, she says.

Theyre gonna be a handful.

And I dont likenoneof them.

Carlotta seems to listen to her, so maybe shewilltell the girls what really happened.

Then they chat about how crazy it was Roland Crane actually came into the salon.

B-tch, I about threw up!

She is the best character on this show.

Alexandra argues but then says shell consider it.

Star goes straight to Jahil to tell on Alexandra and he flips it around.

Youre the only one I care about anyway, he says.

You drop those other girls and Ill get you a solo deal.

She says she wont drop her sister; she told him she was a package deal.

I dont believe that, he says.

You dont believe that either.

NEXT: Star works her magic

You sure you dont have any black in you?

Roland asks Star when she finds him in the hotel bar.

Shes sucking on a lollipop thats lasted like four scenes.

The Everlasting Gobstopper of lollipops.

He explains he doesnt want Alex in the business, and Star reminds him the music is fire.

For Gods sake, shes underage!

Get her out of here before I call the police!

Roland turns the TV up to drown her out; she smashes a glass.

What a healthy relationship.

So, I guess hes not celibate?

He asks her to invite him into her other world the world of the salon.

Wait, are they together?

So, theres a catch.

And then theres another: He has to kiss her on the lips to get it.

When Star gets back to the salon, Rose has already told Alex what she saw in the hotel.

You were trying to screw my dad?

Are you really that thirsty?

Star tells her Rose came in before anything happened.

I never had a bubble bath before, let alone at the W, Star says.

She wasgoing tosleep with him, she admits, but she didnt.

Youre crazy, and your crazy outweighs your talent, Alex says.

What a great father.

Alex says shes not coming home and hands over all her credit cards.

Theyre not happy Roland even goes so far as to say, Its ironic.

You give your kids this magical, privileged life so they dont have to know how black they are… Derek finds Alex in the parking lot, where shes crying.

He tells her not to leave and they seem to make up.

Just like that, everything is fine!

Things arent as fine with Simone, though: Shes been having nightmares about her foster father.

To numb herself, she steals some of Carlottas pills and chases them with liquor.

Will going to church with Carlotta really turnallthat around?

At church, Simone meets the pastor.

He and Carlotta convince her to go up and sing, even though she doesnt know any gospel songs.

The performance-fantasy ends when Simone passes out and seems to have some sort of seizure from the pills.

he asks the woman.

Wait is this guy herbiological father?Is it possible that this is even worse than it already seemed?