An exhaustive examination of all possible suspects and one elaborate theory on who drew the dicks… Is there an underlying mystery that the creatures planted for eagle-eyed viewers to actually tease out?
Either way, Ive gone full Benedict Cumberbatch on this.
Not enough time to draw the penises.
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It seems plausible to imagine that Mackenzie was the one responsible for trashing the Coachs office.
Ming
Sure he had no alibi, but he also had no motive.
and so itsplausiblethat Ming got super drunk one night and tagged all of the teachers cars.
Hes Canadian and super nice.
Ming wouldnt do that.
Also, we know his mom is super hotmaybe Coach Rafferty dated her too?
I mean, she is in the vague and suspiciously-named Strategy Club.
Plus, Christa CARlyle?
Its right there in their names: CAR VAN-DEL.
But is that the whole story?
Unless… it wasnt her secret to share.
What if Coach Raffertys inappropriate conduct was actually against a different girl?
What if Coach Rafferty sexually harassed or assaulted Sarah Pearson?
Suppose Mackenziewasntthe one who trashed Coach Raffertys office.
Maybe the message stick your dick somewhere else wasnt about the Coach dating Mackenzies mom.
Isnt the moral of the documentary not to cast people into stereotypes, lest they grow into them?
Maybe she wanted the 27 penises, and the paltry investigation into them, to make a point.
None other than fellow Strategy Club memberPat Micklewaite.
As for Pat Micklewaite, we love Pat Micklewaite.
Maybe the point ofAmerican Vandalis, well never know.
